Lemony Snicket’s official representative Daniel Handler talks to Publisher’s Weekly [x]
How to Ask Someone Out
Step 1: Bump into the person you fancy. Then drop your belongings and yell "YOU WANNA GO?!"
Step 2: Continuing yelling until the other person responds to something similar to "THEN LETS GO"
Step 3: Lightly push each other around a bit. **This fighting also give you the tiny opportunity to touch their chest**
Step 4: Yell "YOU WANNA GO-" then get down on one knee, hold their hand and end with "OUT?!"
Step 5: Success! If this doesn't succeed, honey they are not worth it
I want to write a story from the manic pixie dram girls point of view, about the annoying entitled ass who won’t stop whining and expects her to somehow save his soul despite the fact that she is barely is capable of saving herself.
you do this and i will rain all the hugs down upon you
It’s funny how often what BBC Sherlock fans get really worked up about is what makes Elementary so great
“He has FEELINGS and GROWS as a PERSON? He becomes LESS RUDE to Watson and treats her like an INTELLIGENT HUMAN BEING whose company he ENJOYS and BENEFITS FROM? Ugh Americans don’t know how to make good tv”
Those new Disney princesses designs really went all out with the glitter.
CALL
THE
MOUNTIES AND PARAMEDICS. SEND
EVERYONE ON THE FORCE.
I AM DYING.
its really hard to make a lego’s death dramatic
is boromir holding a banana
the greatest video game ever made
☆Hansel and Gretel : Witch Hunters New Stills☆
I love this stupid, stupid movie so much. Here are some reasons why.
All witches are selfish, the Queen had said. But Tiffany’s Third Thoughts said: Then turn selfishness into a weapon! Make all things yours! Make other lives and dreams and hopes yours! Protect them! Save them! Bring them into the sheepfold! Walk the gale for them! Keep away the wolf! My dreams! My brother! My family! My land! My world! How dare you try to take these things, because they are mine!
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| — | Terry Pratchett (The Wee Free Men) |
Playing Kingdom Hearts 3D (Part 59)
Sora: Oh yeah. So how come you said I need to get out of here?
Jiminy: You can't fool me. You still think we know each other. And you've just about got me thinkin' it, too. Hmm, but where was I? Oh, yes, this is a terrible place! Boys here are allowed to wreck things and loaf around and make jackamules of themselves! And poor, lost Pinocchio, he wandered in here on my watch.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Jiminy did you just call me a jackass.
JUST IMAGINE KAIRI FIGHTING HEARTLESS IN KINGDOM HEARTS 3 WITH RIKU AND SORA AND WHEN ITS OVER, SORA WOULDN’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO HER AND HE WOULD BE ALL “Kairi.. *hesitates* you fight good”
