a lil carlos from today
#one of the greatest things about that episode #is that we actually get to hear carlos #and he doesn’t sound particularly caramel OR oaky #which is so painfully adorable when you consider how enraptured cecil is with his EVERYTHING #i love the theory that carlos is no more beautiful or perfect or handsome than the average cute scientist #but cecil totally sees him that way #like he seriously sees carlos in terms of romance novel covers #and meanwhile carlos is the kind of guy who never wears matching socks #and never quite grew into his nose #(it’s still a very cute nose) #and is pathologically addicted to plaid flannel shirts #cecil goes into raptures over his STRONG MANLY HANDS #his THIGHS LIKE WELL-SHAPED TREE TRUNKS #and carlos is like ‘yeah i mean i can lift some pretty hefty boxes and stuff but’ #followed immediately by ‘please tell me you didn’t just talk about my thighs on the radio’ (pathopharmacology)
EVERYONE CAN GO HOME, THIS WINS.
my sisters just texted me this:
"I THINK IT’S TIME THAT YOU AND I ARRANGED A HEART TO HEART."
"AVATARS DON’T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE AIRBENDERS WHO LOCK ME UP FOR 17 YEARS FOR A START."
my grandma put a little piece of her birthday cake in the garbage can and i was like why the heck did you do that and she said “it’s important to leave some for the raccoons because what if it’s a raccoon’s birthday and no one remembers??”
me in 40 years
the ham is melting, the turkey is suspended in midair, the salami is hatching from its own egg. why did we even come to the salvador deli
Surprise him with a new body! Whose body? I don’t know. Where did it come from? That doesn’t matter. Help me move it. If you want to burn more calories and boost your energy, how about a shot of adrenaline coursing through your veins as the sirens grow louder? Obey this forumula to get the body you’ve always wanted:
1 mouthful of dog blood
Fingernail of left ring finger
Eyelashes of a maiden born on a new moon
Cast into the fire you’ve thrown the corpse into. Call His Five Sacred Names. Police will not recognize you in your newly gotten form. Congratulations on your new body. What you do with it is up to you.
Apparently Phil Tippett’s response to this meme is this: “I’m sick of all this ‘Phil Tippett Dinosaur Supervisor - You Had One Job to Do’ stuff. Because it looks to me like they’re [the dinosaurs] all hitting their marks just fine. It’s called ACTING.”
I THOUGHT THIS WAS BULLSHIT BUT APPARENTLY IT IS REAL I’M FUCKING SCREAMING
Americans pronouncing it ‘Noo-tella’ as if it were made from fucking hazelnoots.
Harry Potter Treats
Yer a wizard Amanda. The four words that were never once said to me *sadness*. However, we can make up for that! Imagine my immense joy at having found recipes straight from Hogwarts, Hogsmeade and Honeydukes. I might have squealed a bit. From Acid Pops to Chocolate Frogs to Licorice Wands to Cockroach Clusters to Butterbeer and BUTTERBEER CUPCAKES. Wut. And as an added bonus some Caldron Cakes if you ever feel like taking a Potions class. It’s okay to cry; I know how you feel. I’m dying to make these too. You can thank me later.
OMFG SO CUTE WANT TO MAKE THESE AND HAVE A HARRY POTTER PARTY.
Favourite fonts (a resource list):a theme for murder | ambulance shotgun | angel tears | bebas neue | arvil | bambi bold | cassanet | century gothic | cooper black | couture | disco | eraser | franklin gothic | geared slab | gladifilthefte | habarahand | intro | kabel | leafyshade | oldystyle | ranger | snickles | walkway | muchaco | airbag | metropolis | IM fell flowers | tetradecorative | ruritania | reed of love | lucida sans unicode | bookman old style | lobster | ptf nordic | xtreem | feast of flesh | blanch | justus | brokenmustangs
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What do you think is making Sleepy Hollow not only a huge ratings hit, but a huge fandom hit as well?
I think there’s various things, and I can only speak to the things that connect me to it from a fan perspective. THere’s a lot of different points of entry into the show. If you’re just a history buff who wants to learn about the secret lives of the founding fathers, that element is in the show and it’s not entirely fiction based. If you’re a fan of mythology and supernatural elements, we have that. If you’re a fan of procedurals, from a storytelling element it’s hard to get ahead of where we are going. The time travel world is there too.
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#It Slices #It Dices #It Makes Julienne Fries #But Wait There’s More
And some progress!