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Aficionado of the Underrated and Unconventional:... →
redelirium: brokentripod: nightmareloki: althelamp: Today Yesterday, there was a kid near Adventureland who was about 4 years old or so. he was a wearing a princess crown, had a princess wand, the autograph book was princesses, etc. and there was a grown man teasing him about “being…
Texts From Jane Eyre | The Hairpin →
JANE MY LITTLE SUNBEAM WHERE ARE YOU I NEED YOU BY MY SIDE I’m taking a walk be back for dinner AH YES MY CAGED SPRITE COMMUNE WITH NATURE AND UPON YOUR RETURN RELATE TO ME THE VAGRANT GLORIES OF THE RUINED WOODS do you really want me to describe my walk to you MORE THAN ANYTHING YOU POCKET WITCH
How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If...
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Man: Fuck you, slut.
cleolinda: Prince - Batdance (by val6210) @yellowcardigan: Okay imagine you go to The Dark Knight Rises and surprise: the entire soundtrack is new original Prince songs. Imagine it. Imagine your face Is this video embed working? I’m having a hard time getting it to work. Because I need you guys to understand, both y’all who are younger than me and y’all who are older. There is an entire...
Glen Weldon Recreates 'The Hunger Games' At Work ·... →
Dayjob Hunger Game: The Education/Development alliance got Hold & Voicemail from Customer Service. The air smells of burnt flesh and toner. Dayjob Hunger Game: Surly, the male tribute from Mailroom, is down, taken out by the sandwich. The female, Sullen, stands over him. Wailing. Dayjob Hunger Game: Heads of Communications tributes FAQ & Flack on pikes by 3rd flr bathroom. Glitch’s...
superkianagalaxy: DECEPTION. DISGRACE. EVIL AS PLAIN AS THE SCAR THAT HE SAID WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ON HIS FACE BUT REALLY ISN’T.