How to Ask Someone Out
Step 1: Bump into the person you fancy. Then drop your belongings and yell "YOU WANNA GO?!"
Step 2: Continuing yelling until the other person responds to something similar to "THEN LETS GO"
Step 3: Lightly push each other around a bit. **This fighting also give you the tiny opportunity to touch their chest**
Step 4: Yell "YOU WANNA GO-" then get down on one knee, hold their hand and end with "OUT?!"
Step 5: Success! If this doesn't succeed, honey they are not worth it
mechcanuck:

slumberblues:

siphersaysstuff:

WHY WAS THIS NOT IN THE FINAL CUT.
Or even the Special Editions. This is GREAT.

C3PO YOU FUCKER

I have a new favorite Star Wars moment.

mechcanuck:

slumberblues:

siphersaysstuff:

WHY WAS THIS NOT IN THE FINAL CUT.

Or even the Special Editions. This is GREAT.

C3PO YOU FUCKER

I have a new favorite Star Wars moment.

ashdisneyc88:

This is the funniest picture of a groom with his groom’s men I’ve ever seen.

ashdisneyc88:

This is the funniest picture of a groom with his groom’s men I’ve ever seen.

metaorigin:

madfromamyriad:

metaorigin:

madfromamyriad:

superwhoavengelockandme:

And that’s when you knew London wasn’t a complete ditz.

what if she was just witch and she just didn’t understand the muggle world

That explains why we never saw her parents… they were probably too busy with their jobs in the Ministry… 0_o

LONDON’S A SQUIB

BUT WAT IF SHE WASN’T 

WAT IF SHE ACTUALLY HAD POWERS BUT HID THEM

GRADUATED FROM HOGWARTS EARLY

AND INTERNED IN OUR WORLD BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO WORK WITH MUGGLES

IT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY SHE FOUND IT DIFFICULT TO USE SO MANY MUNDANE MUGGLE OBJECTS

nostopdasgay:

everywheresucks:

So I walked into the physics lounge this morning…

fucKING PHYSIC STUDENTS

nostopdasgay:

everywheresucks:

So I walked into the physics lounge this morning…

fucKING PHYSIC STUDENTS

samflynn:

brandnewswastikas:

I wish there was some way to use your phone to text somebody but instead of typing stuff you would say it out loud into the phone or something and the other person could hear you and they would just talk out loud back to you.

ierobrows:

when the character in the book/fanfiction you are reading does something really embarrassing and you suffer secondhand embarrassment and you just have to stare at the ceiling and whisper you are an idiot why would you do that oh my god

my entire experience watching Teen Wolf.

/jaw-drop

/jaw-drop

440,582 plays

purewhitesimplicity:

Okay so I high pitched 21 Guns and…

I’M GOING TO Cry OMG

masterblake:

thepnds:

chompyface:

do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck

i was not expecting that plot twist

sepherene:

artist comments: Oh, well, that explains it doesn’t it?
(Don’t get me wrong, I don’t hate anyone who likes this fancast! Everyone is entitled to their opinion. My opinion just happens to be that I don’t like it all that much and Crowley certainly has tainted my soul a bit every time I see it posted on the tag haha.)

My tweet feed is gr8 right now after I flipped out about Tyler Posey being in an upcoming movie called Taco Shop

allonsyblue:

tacoface:

taco wolf. teen taco

lousysharkbutt:

if you’re wondering why so many of my drawings involve sleeping
i am a very tired person

lousysharkbutt:

if you’re wondering why so many of my drawings involve sleeping

i am a very tired person

slugbox:

poobuttface:

villavanukas:

pipopapo:

鎖のめんどくさくない描き方

fuck where was this tutorial i’ve needed it my whole life omg

FUQ U CHAINSSSS

MOTHER OF GOD…

slugbox:

poobuttface:

villavanukas:

pipopapo:

鎖のめんどくさくない描き方

fuck where was this tutorial i’ve needed it my whole life omg

FUQ U CHAINSSSS

MOTHER OF GOD…