Jack of All Trades, Master of Fun

southfarthing:

I’m imagining if tolkien lived now and publishers were asking him if he had enough followers on twitter and if he could film videos to market his found family elfcore magic cottagevibes worldbuilding fantasy book on tiktok. i think he would run them over with his car actually

theoppositeofprofound:

theoppositeofprofound:

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Tolkien casually dropping the master key to elven psychology in the end notes for the Athrabeth.

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Elves when you ask them to distinguish between what gives them warm and fuzzy feelings, what’s wise, what’s tactical, and what aligns with their own moral principles.

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izacore:

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Just the two of us. We don’t need Heaven, we don’t need Hell, they’re toxic. We need to get away from them, just be an us. You and me, what do you say?

dykefaggotry:

Crowley from Good Omens is leaning back in a chair, gesturing with his hands. He is dressed in a black turtleneck with dark sunglasses. The subtitles read, "You mean like a sudden rainstorm..."ALT
A black and white gif of Aziraphale and Crowley standing atop the gate of the Garden of Eden. It is raining and Crowley scoots closer to Aziraphale as Aziraphale covers him with his wing.ALT
A gif of Crowley, continuing from the first gif. He is still talking with his hands. The subtitles read, "...forces them together beneath a canopy?"ALT
A black and white gif of Aziraphale and Crowley atop the gate of the Garden of Eden. The camera is panning away from them. Aziraphale's wing is still extended over Crowley.ALT
The camera is further away now. Crowley moves his hand flippantly, raising his eyebrows. The subtitles read, "They look into each other's eyes... And realize they were made for each other?"ALT

good omens: s2e2 the clue || s1e1 in the beginning

jasminebythebay:

A toddler Princess Zelda, who is wearing a white frilly dress and has hair half up in a dutch crown braid, sits in the arms of her father, King Rhoam. It is early in the morning and the sun has yet to reach the part of the castle they stand in, shrouding them in a cool shadow. With their backs to the viewer they look out over Hyrule Castle's parapets at the Light Dragon in the distance. It is making its trip across the sky that is filled with clouds that have turned blue, pink, and yellow from the sunrise. Behind the dragon is the bright outline of the healed master sword, as seen from the title of Tears of the Kingdom. If you look closely, you might see a glimmer of what looks like tears coming from the dragon's eye.ALT

the past, present, and future

yaoyaobae:

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Summer means beach episode, beach episode means gacha banner and gacha banner means my wallet is empty 🥰🌺

artbyblastweave:

I saw a post a couple of days ago that said one of the most important things about Steven Universe, thematically, is that everybody in the core cast has done at least one completely morally unjustifiable thing, regardless of how likeable or sympathetic they are otherwise, and that this is important to understanding the show thematically. This is true. 

But it also reminded me of one other thing I really like about Steven Universe, which is that it’s the emotional-toxicity equivalent of all those posts about how cartoons have to come up with unimaginably worse forms of death and violence in the course of avoiding getting censored for depicting plausible forms of death and violence.  All of the ways in which SU characters cross those emotional and interpersonal lines are wrapped up either in their fantastic abilities or their bizarre life circumstances in a way that makes it all esoterically awful and often much more existentially horrifying than any of the real-life dynamics it’s alluding to. You’ve said nasty things to people in the heat of the moment but you’ve never shapeshifted into the guy’s dead wife to twist the knife a little more. No violation of bodily autonomy is ever gonna involve contriving a situation in which the other party will believe that it’s necessary to fuse with you, body and soul in order to do demolition work. The most toxic relationship in the world isn’t gonna involve imprisoning someone at the bottom of the ocean for several months and only emerging to participate in humanoid-sacrifice rituals. Your codependency will never last 8,000 years, be frontloaded with a faked death you’re biomechanically incapable of confessing to, and end with your partner’s suicide-by-childbirth. Your worst roommate situation will never end with one party stealing the apartment and taking it to the moon. Et al. Et al.

I don’t remember where I was going with this, precisely, (and I may have drifted sideways from the original discussion topic of crossed lines per se, but whatever.) I mean part of it’s funny because it exists in a series with tons of mundane, non-metaphorical examinations of interpersonal issues, like everything to do with Lars and Sadie, or Sour Cream and Marty. And there’s an extent to which I’m just describing how cartoons are written. But there’s something special about how Steven Universe does it. Something delightfully fucked up about it all. I think maybe part of it is that it’s a considered and embraced fucked-upedness, none of this is just an ill-considered fridge-logic by-product of something else they were trying to do. Like for every one of these, someone in the writers room probably went, “Man, this has some fucked up implications,” and then everyone would go, “Yeah!” and hi five and put it in specifically because of that. Great Show. Great show

eternal-reverie:

liz-squids:

anghraine:

I really wish fandom would distinguish more between found family and … y’know, having friends.

Venn diagram that’s overlapping circles of “found family”, “having friends” and “oh no this is a cult”.

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wheeloffortune-design:

we were used to queerbaiting

we were used to bury your gays

we were not prepared for the new fashionable trope

divorce your gays

kwistowee:

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#S tier entrance
The Count of Monte Cristo (2002)
Dir. Kevin Reynolds

jiggit:

Besides, I liked my hair long. When it was clean and pulled back from my face, I liked to think it gave me an aristocratic look, and it was useful. I sometimes caught small items in the hair at the top of the braid and hid them there.

The Thief, Megan Whalen Turner

eugenides i am going to GET YOU

ebonykain:

ithacanradio:

ithacanradio:

i love it when in cql they just Start Saying Numbers, like “oh i fought FIVE THOUSAND men all on my own!” or “you killed more than ONE HUNDRED people!!” … ive never seen more than twenty extras at a time but go off bestie <3

yall stop being funnier than me in the tags

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olyphant-tim:

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AZIRAPHALE & CROWLEY + text posts

his-name-is-ed:

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